Dino 1: So I get this call telling me I can invest in some Brontosaurus company. Real cheap. Make 400% profit in six months.
Dino 2: I got some avian dinosaur trying to sell me insurance. I had to press a number to talk to a rep. I hung up.
Dino 3: Did someone here say they had a spare plate of scammers?
Dino 1: Hey look guys, someone just opened this page!
Dino 2: Good I'm still hungry. I could go for some dessert!
Dino 3: You won't get time. This page is going to redirect to another!
Dino 2: Oh well... Hey what if the redirect fails?
Dino 1: They can press a link.
Dino 3: Ha! Betcha they can't find the link!