Well this is a problem. For whatever reason this page is no longer here.

Image: dinos eating
Croc 1: So just what is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator anyway?
Croc 2: Well, one you will see in a while, and the other one later.
Croc 3: That sounds like a croc.
Croc 1: Really?

Image: dinos still eating
Dino 1: Hey look guys, someone just opened this page!
Dino 2: Good I'm still hungry. I could go for some dessert!
Dino 3: You won't get time. This page is going to redirect to another!
Dino 2: Oh well... Hey what if the redirect fails?
Dino 1: They can press a link.
Dino 3: Ha! Betcha they can't find the link!